It’s quite sad how much I love this song
The original I Fell in Love With a Stripper
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
Women’s pockets aren’t deep because it’s assumed you’ll have a purse. Stop carrying purses get deeper pockets.
Currently writing a movie starring Vin Diesel, The Rock, Maya Rudolph and Rashida Jones. It will consist of nothing but them telling people they’re black. Jennifer Beals will star as the Oracle guiding them on their path. Special cameo by Wentworth Miller.
If the question in the gray box resonates with you, go back and read the whole post. Its worth it.


